If you feel like you're in control of everything, and then things aren't going well, you feel like you're failing.

Thank God we can't tell the future. We'd never get out of bed.

I said to my wife just the other day, I was actually taking some time to consider all the blessings in my life and that things are really good. I said, you would have to be a real churl to complain about the life I'm living right now. Everything's going great. I'm having a good time.

Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.

If you feel like you're in control of everything, and then things aren't going well, you feel like you're failing.

All women need makeup. Don't let anybody tell you different. The only woman who was pretty enough to go without makeup was Elizabeth Taylor and she wore a ton.

I don't know what it says about me that I have a greater affinity with the damaged. Probably nothing good.