I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

Every person has contributed to me as a human, but a lot of the characters I do are ones I created.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host Saturday Night Live.

Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.