I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.

Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing.

I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.