I love "30 Rock" because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.

They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when opportunity knocks, you should take it captive. Beat that s*** down. I've got opportunity tied to a chair in my basement with a ball gag in its mouth. Opportunity ain't even thinking about leaving my house. If you keep quiet for a second, you'll hear it whining.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don't want to give away what to expect.