I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That’s why they call it the Fists of Fury. Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I’m not mad at anybody. I’m not mad at any human being because I’m a human being.

Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.

I've got to show life as I see it.