I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.

The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do a Gumby movie. There's a lot more new material inside of me.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.