I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.

A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

Live every week like it's shark week.

I see the ups and downs. I see the mistakes I've made. I see a funny person. I see a serious person. I see a diamond. I see the good times. I see the bad times. And I see knowledge of self. I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.