I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing.

In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.