I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.

I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others.

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.

I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle.

I want to let my fans know I love them and I'm coming your way and I'm bringing truckloads of funny.

I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.

Every person has contributed to me as a human, but a lot of the characters I do are ones I created.