I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.
People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.
Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.
I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.