My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."
Tracy MorganI don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
Tracy MorganI touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.
Tracy Morgan