I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

Make your judgments and then you don't have to worry about it. You're always going to have those people who are offended about every little thing.

I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.

I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.

If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing.