I was at my most miserable when I had everything I ever wanted.

I thought my goal in life was to be in a successful band, and I had got that, but I was as miserable as I had ever been, and I couldn't understand why that would be.

People are always saying, 'You're really nice, I thought you were going to be a complete asshole.' I'm getting pretty fed up with it. I just want to say to them, 'Well I could always piss on your head.'

Lots of people can have girlfriends. But I can throw around guitars onstage! That'll be my epitaph: 'He never had a girlfriend, but you should've seen him smash a Les Paul!'

I write most of my songs when I'm in a bad mood.

I didnt ask to save rock, I dont even like rock that much.

I'll be there for you, as long as it works for me. I play a game, its called insincerity.