If we're just trying to be accurate, then how about 'The Doomed to Fail Bunch'?" said Constance. "Honestly! We can't even name ourselves.

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn always keep the TV on, brush your teeth and kill the germs, poison apples, poison worms.

What is life without laughter?

They stared out their window at night enough to know where the darkest shadows lay, and it was to the darkest shadows they kept.

Children are capable of such open rudeness.

May your adventures bring you closer together, even as they take you far away from home.

The missing aren't missing, they're only departed, All minds keep all thoughts - so like gold - closely guarded.