I lived my life as a - as a part-white, part-black but then sometimes-Jewish kid.

Comedy is crowded. There are hundreds of comedians in every place in the world.

I learned to use language like my mother did. I would simulcast, give you the program in your own tongue.

We always look at gerrymandering and what it has done to voting in America, but what I realized the other day is that the news has somehow become gerrymandered and is continuing to be gerrymandered in America.

My mother converted, my mom converted to Judaism.

If I could get an honest answer, I would ask Trump. "How much money would you want in order to leave the presidency?" Because I think he would have a number, strangely enough. Then we'd know how much to launch the Kickstarter for.

If you spoke to me in Zulu, I replied to you in Zulu. If you spoke to me in Tswana, I replied to you in Tswana. Maybe I didn't look like you, but if I spoke like you, I was you.