Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!

I am The Game and I am that damn good!

Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

So parents, get your children's permission to watch!