Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!

Your destiny is what you make. It's the choices that you make. And for every choice, there's a consequence.

But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?