Triple H Quotes

Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do... SHUT UP!!!

I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.

There is always a plan B.

Evolution is your solution.

It takes more than some mind games, a couple of parlor tricks, to get under my skin.

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.

Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here.

Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died.

Your destiny is what you make. It's the choices that you make. And for every choice, there's a consequence.

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse.

Never fear because Triple H is here.

Were still gonna do those things not because weve got nothing to lose.. were still gonna do them because.. WERE RICH BIATCH!!

So parents, get your children's permission to watch!

There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everyone's been with Carlito's sister!

What the hell kind of family did I marry into?

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.

There's only one thing on my mind. There's only one goal. One aim. One focus.

Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.

Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'.

It has nothing to do with [Renee] being a female or not, it has to do with her being the right person for the job. She’s got a great voice that cuts through the clutter. She is very knowledgeable about WWE, about its history, about the talent and she is really willing to step up and do her homework. I think you’re going to see her grow. You’re going to see her jump on this challenge to become a regular fixture and a regular voice and, hopefully, maybe one day the voice of WWE.

I think that if you go through life and no one hates you, then that means you're not good at anything

Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

This Game is not over, it is just beginning.

You're probably right; he probably needs medication. That's all.

You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I am that damn good!

When you look across the ring at me, and you look into my eyes, you are not immmortal, you are not an icon; you are just like everybody else. You are an obstacle, and I will run you over. And that is not a threat, that is not a warning; that is just a fact! Because brother, I am THE GAME...and I AM THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire!

What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. You know what I'm sayin'?

We all grew up as huge wrestling fans, and we need to understand why we liked it so much.

Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies...this is a nice neighborhood!

Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.

But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

He who laughs last, laughs best.

After crippling the big red retard tonight, over a short period of time I have run the gambit of the who's who in the World Wrestling Federation! Crippling Stone Cold Steve Austin, destroying the unstoppable Mankind; putting him out for three months and beating him for the WWF championship. And then, defending it only a week later and dominating...and, oh yeah, taking to school that little punk, your champion, The Rock!

Eddie's up there. He's lyin' to somebody, he's cheatin' somebody, and he's stolen all of our hearts.

Sting's legacy was built on Ric Flair's reputation.

Batista does look pretty mad.

This is a game that you don't want to be in!

For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

Lita wait! I need advice on taking 5 guys at once!

Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful.

Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

A man I respected very early in my career told me, 'If you wanna truly be good at this, you have to learn to hate.'