Mick Jagger moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire.

But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.

When I make fried chicken I always serve masses and masses of fresh mangos. It's a great combination.

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

I don't use a typewriter, I write longhand, with a pencil. Essentially I'm a horizontal writer. I think better when I'm lying down.

If you happen to capture my imagination for some reason and I decide to write about you and you don't like what I wrote about you, which is entirely possible, then yes, I'm a dangerous writer.

With one exception everybody who has ever been involved with me is still a great friend of mine.