That's the question: is truth an illusion, or is illusion truth, or are they essentially the same? Myself, I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.

Sometimes when I think how good my book can be, I can hardly breathe.

If a man doesn't like baseball, then he must like horses, and if he doesn't like either of them, well, I'm in trouble anyway: he don't like girls.

I don't mean I'd mind being rich and famous. That's very much on my schedule and someday I'll try to get around to it.

I never had a rejection slip in my life.

Shoot, boy, the country's just fulla folks what knows everything, and don't understand nothing, just fullofem.

Mick Jagger moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire.