Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy.

You can't blame a writer for what the characters say.

You can’t give your heart to a wild thing.

In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.

And since gin to artifice bears the same relation as tears to mascara, her attractions at once dissembled.

I've never been a teacher in my life.

Dizzy with excitement is no mere phrase.