All artists are two-headed calves.
Mick Jagger moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire.
There is no shame — having a dirty face — the shame comes when you keep it dirty.
It is very seldom that a person loves anyone they cannot in some way envy.
Most people who become suddenly famous overnight will find that they lose practically eighty percent of their friends. Your old friends just can't stand it for some reason.
If a man doesn't like baseball, then he must like horses, and if he doesn't like either of them, well, I'm in trouble anyway: he don't like girls.