Traveling wears me out.
Have you never heard what the wise men say: all of the future exists in the past.
I'm one of the world's greatest pencil sharpeners.
Are the dead as lonesome as the living?
How do I look so young? Quite simple: a complete vegetable diet, 12 hours sleep a night, and lots and lots of make-up.
And since gin to artifice bears the same relation as tears to mascara, her attractions at once dissembled.