But it's Sunday, Mr. Bell. Clocks are slow on Sundays.

Many universities have asked me to come for a semester but I don't want to do it because I don't have the patience.

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.

It may be normal, darling; but I'd rather be natural.

Intelligence alone can't make a good writer and style alone can't make a good writer - that is, not a really important or significant writer - but the two things together make a really good writer.

I'll pay you a million dollars if you tell your life story for true.

There is no shame — having a dirty face — the shame comes when you keep it dirty.