Rem: The way to kill a shinigami is to make them fall in love with a human. Misa: What a wonderful way to kill.

What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that.

College is fun as long as you don't die.

Misa: Hey, Light. Wanna come sleep with me tonight? Light: Wh-what are you talking about…? Misa: Ha ha ha! Just kidding! You're saving me for after we catch Kira, right? You don't have to be shy about it! L: Yes, Light. There's no need to be shy. Light: I'm not being shy! L: No need to be so serious either

You are just a murdered. (Near) (btw this was an epic win on near's part when light spazzed out and went crazy)

Dying in the line of duty is heroic, but dying while unemployed is just stupid.

Kira is childish and hates to lose. I am also childish and hate to lose.