All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything's smaller.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

I was very disappointed, very disappointed when President [George W.] Bush proclaimed Kwanzaa as a national holiday. Prior to that, Bill Clinton did the same thing.

Why is this generation looking to aging icons like John Lennon and Bob Dylan for inspiration? Why not raising up their own icons?

If you look at my columns I precisely said we have to avoid that. That it's important not to stereotype [Donald] Trump voters.

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.

Life is short. You die before you think you're going to. Don't waste it in college unless you're doing something real. My view.