All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything's smaller.

Antiwar protestors actually sabotaged and caused a huge amount of damage to military installations and military property during the war. I'm related to someone who caused some of that damage. I mean, it was real. I mean, there was a reason. I'm not defending it, but I'm saying it was not because they didn't like the politics of the protesters. The protesters were violent in a lot of cases.

If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own people.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

I'm just not sure I trust the federal government not to trample on civil liberties.

Dogs are intelligent beings; they are not human beings. The life of a dog - there's no equivalency with the life of a person, and if you are putting a dog in the line of danger to save human life, and they can do the job reasonably well, I mean, seriously, what about dignity and self-respect? I feel like going out to dinner, I think I will have my cocker spaniel host the show tonight.

To call me a partisan hack is ludicrous. [...] I am the least partisan person I know.