To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.

We have the - the longest, friendliest border, you know, for the - for the longest time in the history - in recorded history, really, with Canada. And they get to sit on their moral perch, you know, take the moral high ground, say, oh, United States, shame on you about Iraq. They make us look bad internationally. And it's really not fair.

American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture. It didn't seem very effective. They seem to be worried about winning the respect of other people.

But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed for that. He wasn't, but the idea that the President of the United States would be getting behind someone who murdered dogs?

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.

If you look at my columns I precisely said we have to avoid that. That it's important not to stereotype [Donald] Trump voters.

Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York.