I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

I don't think all people yearn for freedom, actually. I think they yearn for stability.

If things do get better in Iraq, I'm saying as someone who thinks the war was a mistake. I'm saying that is cause for us all to have a huge party. It's a big deal if things get better. Because if they don't get better, our country is going to be hurt for generations.

When you tie [Donald] Trump supporters to those groups [the American Nazi party and the KKK ] that is a slur.

Rich people making their houses bigger in order to make their lives happier wind up hurting their own marriages. There's a deep irony here. Do the couples perceive that irony?

I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to.

But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed for that. He wasn't, but the idea that the President of the United States would be getting behind someone who murdered dogs?