Dogs are intelligent beings; they are not human beings. The life of a dog - there's no equivalency with the life of a person, and if you are putting a dog in the line of danger to save human life, and they can do the job reasonably well, I mean, seriously, what about dignity and self-respect? I feel like going out to dinner, I think I will have my cocker spaniel host the show tonight.

I also think it's important not to demonize [Donald] Trump voters.

Is calling English our national language racist? Are we at that point?

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.

Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.

So that all the people who say, you know, "All the media hates America." A lot of the media does hate America but this is a case of, actually, the press doing its best, I think, to do the right by national security. So good for them.