I'm not trying to be mean. You [ Nicholas Kristof] have written about climate change. You're really concerned and you've thought a lot about the suffering of people in other countries. It doesn't seem like you have thought that deeply about the suffering of your fellow Americans. You don't have the solutions say as you do for global warming. And my question is: Isn't it always easier for the elites to identify with abstractions or poor people in other countries and kind of ignore their own country men. I have noticed this. Have you noticed that?

I'll go through all of [12 steps for people who say are traumatized by the election], but a sample: Volunteer to fight Islamaphobia. Join the ACLU. Donate to Planned Parenthood. Take down sexism and misogyny. Sort of all the stations of the cross of liberalism. Sort of all the stations of the cross of liberalism.

Angelina Jolie seems like she cries a lot, which puts me off.

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

I try to tell the truth.

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.