That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

I'm from rural Oregon, Yamhill County, a farm four miles out of a town of 1,000 people and that town is overwhelmingly pro-Trump.

I think Canadians, they may be offended that I pointed out that they're stalking us. But at least we're paying attention.

I very much like "Canada, the adults are talking" stance.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Wouldn't it be useful to explain the factors that actually allowed this to happen [Donald's Trump Presidency]. Like, for example, their frustration of the absolute shrinking of the middle class, the heroin epidemic, things like that. I don't see any of that.

I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.