The economic base of that rural Oregon area used to be manufacturing and logging. And that went away and they feel nobody has been speaking to them and finally Donald Trump has spoken to them.

The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative with the CIA posted abroad. I could write a book about all the things I was sure about.

I'm not vouching for Putin's character, he seems like a shady guy. Hard to see why he's a threat was.

Every single comedian in Canada is now living in the United States.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.

I think I always stand up for what I believe in.