I definitely don't want to make Nicholas Kristof defend your employer, no one should have to do that but a sincere question.

All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything's smaller.

I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.

I think Canadians, they may be offended that I pointed out that they're stalking us. But at least we're paying attention.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

Studies have shown people listen to TV than watch it.

I'm not for cutting off hands but I'm more for cutting off hands than I am for molesting children, if that's what it takes to stop it. I think that's fair.