To get along with me, don't increase my tension.
The best recommendation for an umpire in the old days was: "He licked somebody in the Three-I League. He ought to do.
I may have been fierce, but never low or underhand.
A ball bat is a wondrous weapon.
I've been called one of the hardest bargainers who ever held out, and I'm proud of it.
I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch.