I accused a woman of doing something behind my back when I knew that she hadn't, just to see if she loved me. One of a man's secret weapons in dealing with women is knowing the day you stop reacting to my bullshit is the day I feel like I've lost you, even if I'm creating a problem just so we can argue about it.

I have no complaints. I've worked with worse directors in my career.

You have to take your hat off to the homosexual and gay community cause right now they're as strong as black people USE to be when it comes to their rights.

I think the most significant moment at a wedding is when you say "I do" and when you do the first dance.

I don't look at women as groupies. To me, a groupie is a stalker. If you're a fan, then you're a fan. But I can look at a woman and become a fan of hers instantly. I'll tell a woman, "Look, I don't want your phone number. Just give me your autograph. Can I take a picture with you?"

Is Chris Rock still gonna host the Oscars after this blatant racism?? Is everyone still gonna show up??

God will NEVER give YOU something SOMEBODY ELSE is supposed to have