Is Chris Rock still gonna host the Oscars after this blatant racism?? Is everyone still gonna show up??

Today I begin a new life for I am the master of my abilities and today is going to be a great and beautiful day!

Change your mind and it will change your life. If nothing around you changes, changes the things that are around you.

You have to take your hat off to the homosexual and gay community cause right now they're as strong as black people USE to be when it comes to their rights.

You are the master of your environment. You've got your own head, your own mind. So once you figure out what you want for yourself, you have to create the proper environment to make sure you can live out all the things you want.

I think the most significant moment at a wedding is when you say "I do" and when you do the first dance.

I accused a woman of doing something behind my back when I knew that she hadn't, just to see if she loved me. One of a man's secret weapons in dealing with women is knowing the day you stop reacting to my bullshit is the day I feel like I've lost you, even if I'm creating a problem just so we can argue about it.