I could work in the shower if I had plastic paper.

[In my writing] I know that I have made a caricature out of [others' academic] theories [but] I think that caricatures are frequently good portraits.

Ugliness is more inventive than beauty. Beauty always follows certain camps. I think it's more amusing - ugliness - than beauty.

Thus we have on stage two men, each of whom knows nothing of what he believes the other knows, and to deceive each other reciprocally both speak in allusions, each of the two hoping (in vain) that the other holds the key to his puzzle.

The function of memory is not only to preserve, but also to throw away. If you remembered everything from your entire life, you would be sick.

I like nicotine because it excites my brain and helps me work.

I don't see the point of having 80 million people online if all they are doing in the end is talking to ghosts in the suburbs.