If you want to use television to teach somebody, you must first teach them how to use television.

How beautiful was the spectacle of nature not yet touched by the often perverse wisdom of man!

Today I realize that many recent exercises in "deconstructive reading" read as if inspired by my parody. This is parody's mission: it must never be afraid of going too far. If its aim is true, it simply heralds what others will later produce, unblushing, with impassive and assertive gravity.

The lunatic is all idée fixe, and whatever he comes across confirms his lunacy. You can tell him by the liberties he takes with common sense, by his flashes of inspiration, and by the fact that sooner or later he brings up the Templars.

Deciding what is being talked about is a kind of interpretive bet.

When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything.

Religion has nothing to do with God. It's a fundamental attitude of human beings, who ask about the origins of life and what happens after death. For many, the answer is a personal god. In my opinion, it's religion that produces God, not the other way round.