The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.

I want war. To me all means will be right. My motto is not "Don't, whatever you do, annoy the enemy." My motto is "Destroy him by all and any means." I am the one who will wage the war!

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your Good is Better, and your Better is your Best.

All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.