The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

There is a malaise that exists in your land - what appears to many as the sudden and tragic disappearance of the American dream which, in some ways, has turned to nightmare. J. J. Greene Quotes.

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.