The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things.

True friends will pick you up when you fall. The bad friends will have been the one who made you fall in the first place.

The waterfall winks at every passerby.

It wouldn't take us long to discover the substance of that dream. It is found in those majestic words of the Declaration of Independence, words lifted to cosmic proportions: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by God, Creator, with certain inalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. This is a dream. It's a great dream.

Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.

Part of the American dream is to own your own property - something no one can.