When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.

Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch.

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

A friend is someone you can call at any hour to laugh or cry or complain.

My joy is the golden sunset giving thanks for another day. Gratitude itself is a source of joy.

All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.

A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.