Until one feels the spirit of Christmas, there is no Christmas. All else is outward display so much tinsel and decorations. For it isn't the holly, it isn't the snow. It isn't the tree, nor the firelight's glow. It's the warmth that comes to the hearts of men when the Christmas spirit returns again.

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

A true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.

Two heads are better than one.

All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.

She soon learned, though, that giving weight to other people's opinions was creative nihilism; it was like being banished from the Land of No Words and exiled to the Land of All Bullshit.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be