Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

A quintessential experience is to raft the Rio Grande through the Blue Mountains, stopping off at waterfalls and having picnics of barbecued fish.

Every child needs a champion.

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. after I finish laughing.

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.