There is only one way to kill capitalism - by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself, 'What would Jesus do?' And then I realize, Jesus got crucified, so maybe his decision-making isn't all that great.
Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.
Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.
Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.