Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.

Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.

A real friend's got your back, while the fake ones are sticking knives in it.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.