Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!

Scientists are skeptics. It's unfortunate that the word 'skeptic' has taken on other connotations in the culture involving nihilism and cynicism. Really, in its pure and original meaning, it's just thoughtful inquiry.

Did you ever build a castle in the Air? Here is one, brought down to earth and fixed for the wonder of ages.

I want war. To me all means will be right. My motto is not "Don't, whatever you do, annoy the enemy." My motto is "Destroy him by all and any means." I am the one who will wage the war!

He adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector.

Don't measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.