A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear. Now you know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh.

To say she was attractive would be an understatement. Calling her 'attractive' would be like calling the Taj Mahal a marble grave.

A father should be his son's first hero, and his daughters first love.

True friends are like bright sunflowers that never fade away, even over distance and time

Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart.

In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance to keep one's head.