A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide, and whose opinion we can value at once for its justness and its sincerity.

If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys.

Waiting periods are only a step. Registration is only a step. The prohibition of private firearms is the goal.

A best friend isn't just someone who's always there for you. It's someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.

I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.

While you're talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

My joy is the golden sunset giving thanks for another day. Gratitude itself is a source of joy.