If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys.

Global warming has taken the place of Communism as an absurdity that 'liberals' will defend to the death regardless of the evidence showing its folly.

There is a waterfall in every dream. Cool and crystal clear, it falls gently on the sleeper, cleansing the mind and soothing the soul.

A true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.

If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Harold & Kumar' movie. In particular, the more out-of-this-world things like Santa Claus and flying reindeer.

Every son quotes his father, in words and in deeds.

Every sunset is an opportunity to reset.