Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
Shopping online is fantastic for comparison shopping, because never before have you had the ability to see all the prices offered from everybody at one time.
All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.
Marriage is the sunset of love.
New friends may be poems but old friends are alphabets. Don't forget the alphabets because you will need them to read the poems.