Shopping online is fantastic for comparison shopping, because never before have you had the ability to see all the prices offered from everybody at one time.

I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.

A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends. For if not, they weren't true friends in the first place.

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.