Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

To watch a sunset is to connect with the Divine.

Global warming has taken the place of Communism as an absurdity that 'liberals' will defend to the death regardless of the evidence showing its folly.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

Nearly half of the American population is eagerly anticipating the end of the world. This dewy-eyed nihilism provides absolutely no incentive to build a sustainable civilization. Many of these people are lunatics, but they are not the lunatic fringe.

I don't remember how we happened to meet each other. I don't remember who got along with whom first. All I can remember is all of us together.always.

Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.