Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

You cannot hear the waterfall if you stand next to it. I paint my jungles in the desert.

Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it's going to hurt.

Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

No matter how old you become, I'll always hold your hand tenderly. just like how I held it on the day that you were born. I love you, son.

When life gets blurry, adjust your focus.

If voting made any difference, it would be illegal.