Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Astrology is a science in itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge. It taught me many things and I am greatly indebted to it. Geophysical evidence reveals the power of the stars and the planets in relation to the terrestrial. In turn, astrology reinforces this power to some extent. This is why astrology is like a life-giving elixir to mankind.

The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple.

Never waste any amount of time doing anything important when there is a sunset outside that you should be sitting under! - C. JoyBell C.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy!

I want to be like a sunflower; so that even on the darkest days I will stand tall and find the sunlight.