We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. after I finish laughing.
Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.
Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
Part of the American dream is to own your own property - something no one can.
The middle way is a view of life that avoids the extreme of misguided grasping born of believing there is something we can find, or buy, or cling to that will not change. And it avoids the despair and nihilism born from the mistaken belief that nothing matters, that all is meaningless.