Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they're scattered everywhere.

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?

A best friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself

It's because I'm the same. I mean, I can be just as hard-headed, and just as tough. I only hope I can be as good a man as you.

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

It can not be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ!