Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.
Friendship is never forgettable in your whole life. It is always sweet like chocolate but never bitter like Neem.
Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?
Do not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet.
Yes, it's rather funny, really, that next to no-one realized the snake that Harry set free in Philosopher's Stone turned out to be Voldemort's final Horcrux, Nagini.
Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.