If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you.

Emerald slopes became so tall they touched the clouds, and showers painted diamond waterfalls that sluiced down cliff sides.

To say she was attractive would be an understatement. Calling her 'attractive' would be like calling the Taj Mahal a marble grave.

Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.