How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.
A good friend is like a wonderful book, the inside is even better than the cover!
Cause the registration of all firearms on some pretext, with the view of confiscating them and leaving the population defenseless.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.