Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
While you're talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.
Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
The more you practice what you know, the more shall you know what to practice.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.